The Rebelution Writing Contest Is Legit
Brian wrote the winning entry in The Rebelution’s first writing contest. He sends proof that the contest was legit.We hope “The Enemy Within” will equip you, Brian, to fight the good fight of faith. Keep up the great work!
An undoctored photo, just in case you thought we made it all up.
If you were thinking that: stop being so cynical.
















January 30th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Oh, but how do we know that is actually Brian in the picture? (I’m not really that cynical…)
January 30th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Deborah . . . you’ve caught us. That isn’t really Brian. Brian is actually a member of the Foreign Legion and former Soviet informer for Keischenko.
The person in the photo is you.
January 30th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
I was wondering why the face looked strangely familiar…
January 31st, 2006 at 12:38 am
So if Brian is a Soviet, and Deborah is in the picture…
Who am I?! =(
This is all so confusing.
January 31st, 2006 at 1:11 am
Hm, good point Brian. Are you sure you’ve never been a Soviet?
January 31st, 2006 at 1:45 am
But how do we know that Brain and Deborah aren’t really identical twins whose real names are Alex and Brett and they plan to take over the world and fight the forces of evil….Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
January 31st, 2006 at 2:45 am
Shhhhh, Kaitlin, don’t give away all our plans…
January 31st, 2006 at 3:37 am
I was looking for The Rebelution, but obviously accidentally stumbled into some chatroom for detainees in a Siberian asylum. Please excuse me while I retreat to safer ground…
Parting shot–whoever the heck IS in that picture could very well be a Soviet. I’ve seen a ton of Russian hockey players in several NHL programs that look a lot like him.
January 31st, 2006 at 4:19 am
:big smile: you guys are funny. :smile fades: I’ll have to be careful, though, just in case.
January 31st, 2006 at 5:01 am
Where is the photo shot? At some secret Russian facility?
I probably would never have realized that you guys doctored in the “Award Winner” banner if you hadn’t pointed it out.
January 31st, 2006 at 12:43 pm
MVB, you should pay more attention, next thing you know, they’re going to be moving to Uzbekistan to steal baby lemurs and then take over the world!
I thought taking over the world was a bad thing, but stealing baby lemurs…..
January 31st, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Кто - то говорил лемуров?
Брайен
January 31st, 2006 at 8:48 pm
I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time. It has helped me greatly! And for some reason I thought you needed to know that your last line of this post made me laugh :o)
January 31st, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Sorry, if you do not speak in Russian, you can use Free Translator to discover what I have written.
Брайен (Не Брайен Вален)
Edited By Siteowner
January 31st, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Я не говорил ничто о лемурах
January 31st, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Keri: I’m glad we made you laugh! Alex and I hope that no one comes away from The Rebelution thinking that responsibility and laughter can’t mix!
January 31st, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Вы никогда не говорили что-нибыдь о быть русски!
July 5th, 2010 at 6:49 am
This is a fine web site and I needed to post a little note to inform you, great work!
November 27th, 2011 at 8:17 pm
good one of russian attaks can the russian dude translat please. im confuse. whens the next writing contest?