The Rebelution Writing Contest Is Legit


Brian wrote the winning entry in The Rebelution’s first writing contest. He sends proof that the contest was legit.

We hope “The Enemy Within” will equip you, Brian, to fight the good fight of faith. Keep up the great work!


An undoctored photo, just in case you thought we made it all up.
If you were thinking that: stop being so cynical.

19 Responses to “The Rebelution Writing Contest Is Legit”

  1. Deborah Says:

    Oh, but how do we know that is actually Brian in the picture? (I’m not really that cynical…)

  2. Brett Harris Says:

    Deborah . . . you’ve caught us. That isn’t really Brian. Brian is actually a member of the Foreign Legion and former Soviet informer for Keischenko.

    The person in the photo is you.

  3. Deborah Says:

    I was wondering why the face looked strangely familiar…

  4. Brian Whalen Says:

    So if Brian is a Soviet, and Deborah is in the picture…

    Who am I?! =(

    This is all so confusing.

  5. Lindsey Says:

    Hm, good point Brian. Are you sure you’ve never been a Soviet?

  6. Kaitlin Says:

    But how do we know that Brain and Deborah aren’t really identical twins whose real names are Alex and Brett and they plan to take over the world and fight the forces of evil….Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  7. Deborah Says:

    Shhhhh, Kaitlin, don’t give away all our plans…

  8. Gideon Says:

    I was looking for The Rebelution, but obviously accidentally stumbled into some chatroom for detainees in a Siberian asylum. Please excuse me while I retreat to safer ground…

    Parting shot–whoever the heck IS in that picture could very well be a Soviet. I’ve seen a ton of Russian hockey players in several NHL programs that look a lot like him.

  9. sarah Says:

    :big smile: you guys are funny. :smile fades: I’ll have to be careful, though, just in case.

  10. MVB Says:

    Where is the photo shot? At some secret Russian facility? :)
    I probably would never have realized that you guys doctored in the “Award Winner” banner if you hadn’t pointed it out.

  11. Kaitlin Says:

    MVB, you should pay more attention, next thing you know, they’re going to be moving to Uzbekistan to steal baby lemurs and then take over the world!

    I thought taking over the world was a bad thing, but stealing baby lemurs…..

  12. Брай&# Says:

    Кто - то говорил лемуров?

    Брайен

  13. Keri Says:

    I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time. It has helped me greatly! And for some reason I thought you needed to know that your last line of this post made me laugh :o)

  14. ????&# Says:

    Sorry, if you do not speak in Russian, you can use Free Translator to discover what I have written.

    Брайен (Не Брайен Вален)

    Edited By Siteowner

  15. Дебо&# Says:

    Я не говорил ничто о лемурах

  16. Brett Harris Says:

    Keri: I’m glad we made you laugh! Alex and I hope that no one comes away from The Rebelution thinking that responsibility and laughter can’t mix!

  17. A scurring lemur... Says:

    Вы никогда не говорили что-нибыдь о быть русски!

  18. Eartha Ross Says:

    This is a fine web site and I needed to post a little note to inform you, great work!

  19. McKayla R. Says:

    good one of russian attaks can the russian dude translat please. im confuse. whens the next writing contest?

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